a big, green tree

The Family Tree

from The Letter Wars

My paternal grandparents

Lupe and Helga, both Finnish.

My grandparents' six children (bullets), and the grandkids (#'s)

  1. Cybill (38; dating; 4 children)
  2. Jack (married to Kathy; 2 children)
  3. Mary Jo (32; married to J.R.; 3-4 children)
  1. Donald (32; single; pilot in Las Vegas)
  2. Judy (39; married to Brent; 2 children)
  3. Mary (39; single)
  4. Matthew (about 42; single)
  5. Flanders (married to Megge; ? children)
  1. Donna (44; married to Barney; 2 children)
  2. Robert (married to Tammy; 2 children)
  1. Betty (about 35; married to Ben; 2 children)
  2. Butch (30; unmarried; lives at home)
  3. Buffy (about 29; married to Biff; 3 children)
  4. Jethro (39; separated off & on)
  1. Genevieve (41; dating; 1 child)
  2. Susan (39; married to Dan)
  3. Wes (32; as married to Tom as The Law allows...)
  1. Dean (33; married to Leeza; 1 child)
  2. Melanie (22)
  3. Sisser (31; dating; 3 children)

Note 1: All names have been changed except for close family (Genevieve, Susan & Dan, Swede, Patricia, and of course Wes & Tom), some cousins (Donna, Jack) and most cousins' husbands and wives (Kathy, J.R., Brent, Megge and Tammy).
Note 2: Everyone except William has been divorced, so we don't even try to subcategorize the grandkids' relationships with each other, other than as brothers and sisters (no half-relationships).
Note 3: We won't be updating these ages as people have birthdays.


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